You clicked on my name to read my bio, which means one of three things: you like my articles, you know me personally, or your mouse
actions are purely random. It's likely option number three, but I'll pretend it's not. So a little bit about me, huh? You're lucky
you clicked on the name of an ego-freak. I like long walks by the beach, long talks and dinner by candlelight. Turn ons include lawn hoses, Bugs Bunny, and Frenchmen in bicycle shorts.
But seriously, folks. I've been writing editorial columns for the Blue Blaze for two years now, this past year being my senior year. I all but invented the editorial department of this newspaper, which assured me a spot as Editorial Editor (except for the March 2000 issue; for some reason I was snubbed). I worship the columns of Dave Barry, I immerse myself in the books of Stephen King, and I have an incredibly broad music appeal (but I draw the line at Yanni). I'm also, if you'd like to know, incredibly handsome, so drop me a line at
mre12@yahoo.com if you'd like. It's five bucks for an eight-by-ten glossy, ten bucks for my signature.
