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The First Day
of the
Next Four Years

"Sophomore" Orientation

By: Melanie Morin

Some may call the first day of their Freshmen year boring and meaningless. Others may say that is was a fun-filled and action-packed day of excitement (okay, maybe not). Whatever your thoughts of the first day may be, you should realize that as slow as the day seemed to go, it was definitely a day that was well worth the yawning.

I mean, you could say that some of the speeches ( yawn) were unnecessary and repetitive, the tours were too long, and more upper classmen should've been there, but what would've happened if that stuff weren't there? Think about it. If the teachers didn't introduce themselves and tell about what they do and who they are, we would never know who to talk to about what (not that I remember most, or any part of what the teachers said), and, if they didn't keep trying to engrave information into our skulls, many of us would forget it.
The tour was definitely one of the most important parts of the day. Even though we will probably need a lot of assistance in getting to and from classes, at least we have a general idea of what the school's layout is. I'm sure that most of us greatly appreciated the fact that not too many sophomores, juniors, and seniors were there. I mean we looked stupid enough to our peers, because we didn't know what we were doing without older kids making fun of us or "helping."
Some other quick minor complaints of the orientation-the chairs in the lecture halls were way too squeaky and difficult to get out of, the senior girls who spoke to us were very, well, bubbly, the ketchup packets at lunch are wicked hard to open, there weren't that many empty seats in the cafeteria, and there was only one club giving out candy (thank you, members of Key Club). Other than that, though, I think that the day went pretty well. 
Oh, yeah, one more thing, I have a quick message to all teachers to whom this applies-I know that putting us in alphabetical order may be easier for you and you are afraid that we would talk, but I wish that you would at least give us a chance to prove ourselves first and to learn names quicker (it can't be that hard, can it?) before you sit us around people that we wouldn't necessarily choose to be next to, thank you.
Mad props to teachers for allowing students to be exempt from mid-terms if they get A's in their classes.
I also would like to say that I strongly agree with the rest of the teachers when they talk about taking advantage of all (or at least most) of what LHS has to offer. What you accomplish at this school and who you make friends with is most likely going to shape the rest of your lives. These experiences that we will have in high school count for so much that we don't even understand yet. I also recommend that you all try your best grade wise, as well. I mean, come on, you guys, you're in high school now! Grow up.

WWF Influences the World!

(it's true, it's true!)
By: Eric Nelson
While thinking of some sort of WWF-orientated topic to write about for this, the first Blue Blaze of my Senior Year, I was stumped. I thought, "Jeez…some people like wrestling and will enjoy what I write…but many others dislike the art of sports-entertainment, and doubt the realness or impact it has on society." BOOM. That was it. Attack the non-fans with fact after fact after fact about how the World Wrestling Federation is not just here for your grandpa and 5-year old cousin to watch…it is here to make an impact and help shape society into what it will be in the future. I will be the first to admit that it is quite hard to take a guy like The Rock or Chris Jericho seriously…I mean, come on, they run around in tights pretending to really be hurting each other. On the other hand, though, the influence of the WWF goes much deeper than the millions of viewers that turn into RAW is WAR each Monday and Smackdown! on Thursday nights. Over a year ago, "Hardcore Legend" Mick Foley hand wrote his 500-page biography, which whetted the appetites of wrestling fans worldwide. The impact was large, however, as not only did people actually buy the biography of one of those "fake" wrestlers, but they propelled it to number one on the New York

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